Baron Godfrey von Bismarck

Who are you?

I’m Godfrey von Nostitz-Tait. Throw my middle name “Marcus” into the mix and I have one of the longest, semi aristocratic-sounding names out there, coming in at 27 letters (plus a hyphen). Being double barrelled has always reminded me of my British/German roots – always a good thing. Still, I’m turning 30 next month and my hunt for a shorter signature continues. Submissions are welcome.

What do you do for fun?

Other than spending 99% of my time coming up with a better signature and designing pajamas/bathrobes/hankerchiefs with my coat of arms on them, I enjoy getting into the outdoors with my binoculars and engaging with Vancouver’s amazing maritime community. I keep one larger pair on my apartment’s window sill to spy on birds and boats out on English Bay. I’m a big fan of boats, especially when I can see them up close. I also have a smaller pair of binocs which I bring on ferry rides (just in case there’s a whale), and walks on the sea wall, in case a seal pops up or there is other fauna deserving closer inspection. Since I moved to Vancouver I’ve also embraced outrigger canoeing and tennis – sports you can do year round here, which is amazing. One day last spring, I snowboarded, paddled AND played tennis all on the same weekend. How cool is that!

What is your favourite community and why?

I love my neighbourhood, the West End, for all the obvious reasons: green space, the people, beautiful cherry blossoms and lots of great eateries. But I’d have to say that my favourite micro community in the West End is the Stanley Park tennis courts. I love how inclusive they are, how you can so easily pick up a friendly match and how the herons lord over it all from their nests in the trees.

What is your superpower?

My vocabulary. I know a lot of words, which makes me a pretty wordy dude. I mean, why say things simply when you can “fance” things up real nice?   I think my wordiness is because as a lad I was deprived of TV. And Nintendo. Books were it. I polished off War and Peace at age 12 followed by Bleak House. Astounding, I know. So normal or not, there’s a reason I sometimes speak like a patrician.

How do you use it to build community?

Well, I like to talk and write, using words to communicate feelings, stories, thoughts and ideas whenever I can. The Daily Gumboot has been a fantastic way to flex a little of my verbal muscle in the name of community and word smithing has sure come in handy in my work promoting education as a writer and researcher for the Canadian Council on Learning.

My Three Favourite Things about Godfrey von Nostitz Tait are…

1. His name and style. We call “Godfrey” by the name “GVB” which stands for “Godfrey von Bismarck” – this name reflects GVB’s colourful family lineage, which, allegedly, connects him with some guy named Bismarck. Godfrey is also a very, very classy dresser. Very.

2. Listening skills. Talking to Godfrey makes you feel like a million bucks. Why? Because he is in possession of a spectacular active listening toolkit, which includes, but is not limited to the following: eye contact, follow-up questions, head-nodding, perfect body language, and a warm smile. I encourage you to talk to GVB today!

3. Passion for the Nautical. I’m not sure what your apocalypse and/or zombi plan(s) involves, but mine involves commendeering a ship and, hopefully, having it captained by Godfrey. His salty love of the sea and the nautical knowledge – knauticauledge – he possessess makes him a fantastic conversationalist about the world of the sea. Hopefully, too, he can navigate a ship away from roaving zombis…

As told by John Horn…

Coal-end

Last week I printed google-map directions from the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympic Media Centre to their National Convention Centre.  I then followed these directions.

At 10:23am, I left the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Media Centre/Convention Centre and using only the times and directions on the map from Beijing, I ended up at the point at which Stanley Park meets English Bay and the West End at 11:17 am.

The derive, or ‘drift’ was an essential method of urban exploration for the Situationist movement (1958-1971).  A ‘drift’ is a day or multi-day long wander through a city, directionally random, yet with a strong focus on the poorer and thus more invigorated neighbourhoods.  Psycho-geography is the method of recording such wanders, and involves the division of the city into non-cartographic sectors, based on such non-specific criteria as ambience, emotion, authenticity, and welcome.  Today, many romantically-inclined urban aficionados might include these terms under the umbrella of ‘community’.

Coal Harbour is a distinct psycho-geographic community from the West End, and they are divided by Robson St.

no dogs in parks; keep your bikes away; control the lanes; keep those evil-deors out of the parking garage

COAL HARBOUR

  • The architecture and landscape of Coal Harbour are very authorized (read: planned + manicured), making a true ‘drift’ difficult, as the body is directed along a very specific set of paths and journeys
  • It is possible to have the awkward hallway you-go-this-way-I-go-that-you-go-my-way dodging game in the middle of cross-walk, with only two people present.
  • Coal Harbour is a place of hierarchical spectacle.  This ranges from the spectacle of the mountains and the voyeurism of viewing people on the seawall from your glass tower; to the micro topography of the seawall’s successively higher grade of walking path, benches and bike path
  • Your presence in Coal Harbour on a weekday must be authorized: this can be demonstrated through: conference name tag, business suit, olympic dog-tag, construction vest and work boots, landscaping or rent-a-cop outfit. Servant or served, you cannot be neither without being actively observed and questioned by those with the correct clothing mix
  • North-south penetrations of the city are difficult, roadways, signs and pathways consistently direct you on the west-east axis

name tags are carefully tucked away along with safety vests

THE WEST END

  • Predominantly low-rise, residential architecture, combined with a few key commercial strips, filled with drift potential; alleyways, small streets and through-passages abound.  A heterogenous built environment means the body is constantly intrigued by its’ surroundings
  • Also a place of spectacle, yet it is a dinner-theatre event to the formalized national opera house of Coal Harbour
  • Mobility scooters and/or short haircuts are requirements for inhabitation
  • Rent-a-cops take the time to coo at small babies, without looking askance at your loitering
  • Name tags are removed with care and stowed in re-usable shopping bags

The ‘drift’ is a non-judgmental journey, rather the experience is to simply allow situations to happen to you and you turn cause situations through your very presence.  Based on these observations and your personal experience, what do you think of these nieghbourhoods’ psychogeographic feel, or community Have you drifted before?

The Pirates of Copenhagen

This has nothing to do with the Climate Conference - but it truly is a pirate ship with Danish quotations. I say, "close enough!"

This has nothing to do with the Climate Conference - but it truly is a pirate ship with Danish quotations. I say, "close enough!"

During a recent trip to a bookstore I came across Michael Crichton’s newest – and posthumous – book, Pirate Latitudes. That’s right. Mr. Crichton’s legacy, in this humble editor’s opinion, will not be dinosaurs or terminal men or aliens or medical dramas or climate change. It will be pirates. But, wait a second, let’s go back to that second to last topic. The climate change one. Mr. Crichton’s controversial piece on climate change, State of Fear, combined with his newest work, Pirate Latitude, rolled into the most recent – and hilarious – prank by The Yes Men inspired an epiphany and gave me an idea: what can the heads-of-state, protesters, businesspeople, lobbyists, scientists, fake-scientists, corrupt-scientists, students, and spectators learn about the environmental landscape as it relates to pirate communities?

Obviously, the answer is that we can learn a lot about the relationships between pirates, culture and the environment. So, Copenhagen, I hope you’re listening. Because it will be pirates, not lobbyists, businesspeople, scientists, or governments, who will save the environment. Here’s why and how.

Pirates as Environmental Stewards

Copenhagen stakeholders – Copenholders – pirates can teach you, all of us, really, about reducing and reusing; they know how to help people get by with less. Just ask any Fleet Street Banker or Liverpudlian Businessman or West Indies Plantation Owner or Admirals of the Royal Navy during the seventeenth and eighteenth-centuries. These Captains of Industry and Government changed the environmental and cultural landscapes of our planet (slaves from Africa and introduction of new crops to the New World) to produce millions of things that made them millions of dollars. From time to time, though, pirates reduced the flow of such overproduction and – ahem - reused it themselves or recycled it amongst their brethren. Here is a specific example of how pirates don’t use the natural environment to produce things, in the recorded and unrecorded history of pirates, only one Captain ever commissioned a ship; pirates don’t build new ships. They reuse them. In 1695, Captain William Kidd (the self-proclaimed “Pirate Hunter”) built himself, I kid you not, a galley in England – no, he was not a viking. This was an odd decision. Speaking of odd decisions, here is a lesson for the COP15 decision makers to consider: use what’s already there! A recent story I had to hear from Fox News, divulged that over 1,200 limosines and 140 private jets had to be imported in order to accommodate the climate conference delegates. Pirates would’ve commandeered a bus and shared it. I’m just saying…

Pirates as Creators of a new Cultural Landscape

What happens on a pirate ship when the captain chooses a direction that the crew doesn’t like? Well, the captain changes his mind or goes overboard. It’s democracy at its finest. A recent article in The Independent by Johann Hari suggests that modern day pirates, like their historic brothers and sisters, have rejected today’s unequal, corrupt and punishing global “system.” Hari cites the last words of William Scott, a pirate hanged in Charleston, South Carolina during the Golden Age of Piracy: “What I did was to keep me from perishing. I was forced to go a-pirateing to live.” In spite of the consensus amongst the planet’s brightest minds, well, alarm bells aren’t really going off around the world. Greed is a big part of it. Manipulation and spin are parts of it. Fear of difference is a huge part of it. And the authoritative concentration of power is, perhaps, the biggestSeriously? 1,400 limosines? Do you guys "get" Climate Change?! part of it. Many pirates could have been members of the East India Trading Company or Royal Navy – some were and chose to leave the respective greed of the Merchant Marine (merchant ships were notoriously and unsafely under-staffed, as less sailors meant less overhead and more profit for businessmen in London, New York and Boston) and authoritative culture of the Royal Navy (apparently, you weren’t allowed to throw your captain overboard or take a nap that wasn’t scheduled). If true democracy really allows us to chuck our captains overboard then what do we really have now? Most of the world is on board with re-examining and altering humanity’s relationship with the environment. And the majority of our planet is also part of this wholly elaborate, interconnected global system that is moving forward like the smelly inertia-proof juggernaut that it is. For anything to change, our system as it exists today must be transformed. Or rejected and created anew. Whatever the case, pirates can – and should – be the drivers of such change. After all democracy existed on pirate ships before it ever existed in France or the United States. I’m just saying…

Pirates as a Product of their Environmental Landscape

Over the last two decades an unknown amount of toxic waste has been dumped off the coast of Somalia – what would cost $1,000 USD per tonne in Europe costs $2.50 USD per tonne in Somalia. Combine this with the overfishing along Africa’s longest – and most unprotected – coastline (nearly 3,000 kilometers long), and a different story of what makes a Somali pirate a “pirate” begins to develop. Greed and corruption from the rest of the world have thrust upon the people of Somalia, Nigeria, and the Strait of Malacca material conditions that represent just how much we need to take matters into our own hands. For example, over 70 per cent of Somalians refer to their former fisherpeople as “The Somali Coast Guard” not as “pirates.” Let’s take this as a horrible synecdoche of how things may very well unfold for the rest of the world; soon the coastal communities of Vancouver Island may harbour a few more pirates than they do today. I’m just saying…

Whether we all believe it or not, our planet is being pushed to the brink. We are a part of its landscape. As part of Team Earth, the world needs people to protect it from what is happening. So, play within the system or take a Yes Men approach and mock it through covert operations. Just take piracy as a metaphor and be nice about it, okay? I’m glad we had this chat. Now get out there and change the world!

- Sir John the Pirate Piratologist

The Gumboot Turns One (almost)!

Gumboots never looked so good

Gumboots never looked so good

Good day, good readers of The Daily Gumboot. It’s my pleasure to inform you that this modest publication – agreed upon and endorsed by Gregor Robertson, Alex Tsakumis, Stephen Harper, Michael Ignatieff, Barack Obama, Batman, and the Vancouver Canucks   as “Vancouver’s coolest community-based blog” – is almost one year old. Our official birthday will be December 1, 2009; however, we have a plan to build some momentum leading up to the big day.

Over the year we’ve been lucky to have a collection of amazing stories written by a team of amazing contributors who, I kid you not, span at least three continents and the entire political spectrum; from militant communist to compassionate conservative, we truly collect ideas from everywhere. But don’t take my word for it, check out our content from the past year. Our stories have discussed everything from pirates to the suburbs to politics to education to nudity in the women’s locker room (it earned the most hits on Google for sure) to Kenyan sex boycotts to public squares to building relationships that build community. And, at the end of the day in one way or another, all of our articles have been creative expressions of community and, in some cases, have even provided some tips on how you can better build your community. So, here’s a question for you: which article from the past year has best captured the essence of community-building as defined by The Daily Gumboot’s mission?

Over the next few weeks, the DG’s editorial staff will be collecting each contributor’s favourite article from the past year. We will then post the articles for you, our faithful readers, to review and discuss. By December 1, 2009 we’ll have a great idea regarding some specific pieces of community building brilliance that our fans believe best reflects this blog’s mission and purpose. Here’s the mission for your review:

The Daily Gumboot is a collaborative online experience designed for people who want to learn more about building community. Or who really, really like pirates. This blog is about fresh perspectives on people, community, nature, pirates, gumboots, and gumboot-clad pirate communities in nature. We’ve got cool ideas from everywhere. And we use them to build community.

We strive to be topical, interesting, snappy, grammatically-correct, edutaining, and, most importantly, positive. The team here at The Gumboot also isn’t shy of controversy or run-on sentences; we have embraced the semi-colon and use its power for good. Learn more about our contributors below and by linking to our profiles.

We might not post daily, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t check us out, well, daily. Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to The Daily Gumboot. Thanks for visiting. We hope you have fun with it.

So there it is. Collaborators, contributors and authors, if you are interested in having your best piece from this blog reviewed and discussed, please be ready to post it by Monday, November 16. And be sure you tell us why you think the article you chose best represents the essence of The Daily Gumboot. This promises to be as informative as it is fun. Now. Let’s get out there and make some memories!

Have fun with it!

- JCH

Build Relationships, Build Community – Adding Value

So far in this series we have outlined the profound benefits of relationship-building as well as specifically outlined how it can be done by making a great first impression as well as by doing exceptional research about a contact, associate, mentor, organization, business, university, or community with which/whom you’re interested in creating and growing a successful relationship. Now. Let’s say that you’ve used some of our fantastamazing tips and have made a good first impression, secured a meeting (or two), done some research, and are ready to take your community-based relationship to the next level.

As usual, we’ll start this conversation with some information about pirates. Anne Bonny and Mary Read are probably the most famous female pirates. Actually, they arguably made the inspiration for Johnny Depp, Calico Jack Rackham, famous by association. The three sailed together from 1718-1720 in the Caribbean, after Rackham, a charismatic fellow (not unlike another Captain Jack we know and love), was elected by his crew following the former captain was declared a coward and executed. Rackham, who was engulfed in a fairly tawdry relationship with Read, brought to two women aboard during a stop in Cuba, and the women joined the crew in pillaging small sloops and coastal fishing villages all around the Caribbean.

Life was good (there was even an alleged love triangle between Bonny, Read and Rackham), until 1720 when Captain Jonathan Barnet captured Rackham’s ship. Get this. All the men, including Rackam, hid below deck as the Royal Navy ship approached. Bonny and Read, who Barnet claimed could “swear and fight as good as any man,” charged the approaching sailors, killing and wounding dozens before they were finally captured. And while Rackham was quickly hanged, his body put in a cage near Deadman’s Cay, Bonny and Read, who – I kid you not – were both pregnant at the time, were allowed to have their children before returning to trial. Read died before re-trial, but Bonny escaped with her child, never to be heard from again. Immediately underestimated for being women, it was easy for Bonny and Read to add unexpected value for Calico Jack, who knew they were women, and Jack’s crew, who probably figured something was going on since, you know, both of them ended up pregnent by the end of the threesome’s time at sea. The ladies also did a great job of assessing some of the needs and challenges of the crew (ie. courage and a willingness to fight) and collaborated to overcome this challenge.

In a modern context, adding value to the experience of a potential employer (ie. cover letter for a job), prospective client (ie. sales pitch) or interested community organizer (ie. parade proposal) has never been more important. One thing that I like about this temporary employer’s market is that it’s helping to take a bit of the entitlement outta the Millennials. Gone are the days of showing interest, showing up and getting a fairly sweet job. It’s more competitive now. And, to stand out, one must show how they will add value to the experience of a boss, customer or community. Here are three questions to ask yourself in order to determine how exactly you can make a positive difference in your community:

  1. “Where do my passion, talent and the community’s needs intersect?” Know yourself and know your audience. By combining your self-awareness, research abilities and presentation skills you should be able to demonstrate your interest in a specific community as well as how specifically you fit as the perfect person to address challenges and embrace opportunities in the coming weeks and months. And if there is no intersection, strongly consider why you’re interested in the organization in the first place.
  2. “What are you going to do for me?” This question comes from your audience. Whenever you are crafting a proposal, cover letter or dissertation-defense (I try to write three or four a year) this should be the question that defines your entire message. Because it’s not about you. It’s all about your audience. For example, perhaps you aren’t the best person for a certain opportunity. As much as you might want to just say “thanks” and walk away, don’t. Ask more questions and get an idea of who a better problem-solver and/or challenge-overcomer might be. If you know someone, then connect that person with your audience. And if you are the “right fit” for solving the problem, make sure that’s what you talk about in your meeting and/or letter to your client, not about how much you will personally and professionally grow and benefit from the experience. If you always strive to give more than you get, don’t be surprised if you always end up getting more than you give.

    Here at The Daily Gumboot we use our gut, haiku poetry and, sometimes, a slide-rule to add value to your experience; we're not scared of calculators, we just don't trust them!

    Here at The Daily Gumboot we use our gut, haiku poetry and, sometimes, a slide-rule to add value to your experience; we're not scared of calculators, we just don't trust them!

  3. “What makes my sales pitch sincere?” You have to mean it. Because, if you don’t, then whatever opportunity you’re committing to isn’t going to be a good fit and you’re not going to be the kind of person who goes above and beyond to consistently add value to the experience of your community. For example, I wholeheartedly believe in the vibrant community of Commercial Drive, which emboldens me to rise above the pointed jabs of its emo-hipster constituents who find it necessary to orate their misplaced displeasure of suit-wearing folk like myself. People who know me and work with me know I consistently bring enthusiasm, creativity and collaboration to community-based projects; recent findings show these traits are slightly more desirable than skateboards, iPhones and skinny jeans. Wear your passion(s) on your sleeve with sincerity, my friends.

So there it is. The benefits of adding value to a client, community or employer’s experience. Robin Sharma has a brief, semi-pretentious story about “delivering unexpected value” in which he recommends that leaders need to “think like a customer, for just a few moments. And then commit to ways of thinking, feeling and behaving that will deliver more to your customers than they have any right to expect.” Fun fact: this advice works exceptionally well for your personal life, too – in fact, I’m gonna pop out and pick up some groceries for a nice, romantic dinner…

As you work on delivering your outstanding value, have fun with it!

- JCH

Murdering Pirate Communities

Members of the Somali Coast Guard, searching for illegal fisherpeople

Members of the Somali Coast Guard, searching for illegal fisherpeople

Leave it to Russia. Just when you think Somalia can’t get any worse, Russia takes things to an entirely perverse and morbid new level. At least that’s what this poorly translated story about the newest craze in Russian adventuretourism outlines.

The story goes like this. Tourists from The Motherland will pay thousands of dollars to hop aboard converted cargo ships and cruise the Gulf of Aden on the hunt for pirates. Perhaps a direct quote from the article will paint a more disturbing picture:

“Its business idea is simple: Its cruise ship is the seal for the pirates. If the genuine pirates try the apparently harmless ship too entern, the African experience their blue miracle. Instead of defenseless commercial sailors face them to Russian tourists armed to the teeth. A makabrer tourist fun.”

The trip goes from Dijbouti to Mombassa and, if history is any indication, it should be chalked full of many encounters with pirates. I mean, I know Barack Obama signed off on taking down pirates, but this takes things to a terrible new level. Read on…

“A submachine gun of the type AK-47 can be rented by the Russian cruise passengers on board for 9 dollar on the day. 100 shot ammunition costs 12 dollar. A grenade thrower costs 175 dollar on the day. In addition belong three shells, which are contained in the rent. The use one to the Reeling machine gun is 475 dollar would install firmly to cost.”

Are you kidding me?! The article goes on to outline the full breakdown of these cruise ships – these wolves in sheeps clothing. After all, these “toys” are provided for – ahem – killing people. Now, the team at Babel Fish (who translated the article) postulated that the piece might be in the vein of satire. But what if it’s not? After all, the article has been picked up by all kinds of reliable “sources” other than The Gumboot.

In an effort to put this ridiculousness in perspective, let’s talk about Somalia for a second. In his article, “You are being lied to about pirates,” The Independent’s Johann Hari examines the circumstances by which many Somali fishermen have been thrust into the world of piracy. After the fall of the country’s government in 1991, Africa’s longest coastline (Somalia’s coast spans about 2,000 miles) has been unprotected. This power-vacuum has provided a perfect opportunity for the international fishing industry to steal Somalia’s food supply and use the region as a dumping ground for nuclear waste (“yes: nuclear waste,” says Haricadium and mercury were also, allegedly, thrown in the mix). Hari interviewed Ahmedou Ould-Abdallah, the UN envoy to Somalia, who claims that “there has been no clean-up, no compensation, and no prevention” of such a gross example of pollution. They also don’t “fit” in the current economic system, which is probably why the independent Somalian news site, WardheerNews, found that 70 per cent of Somalians “strongly supported the piracy as a form of national defence.” Some even call them the “Volunteer Coastguard of Somalia”! And we can most certainly call them rejectors of an unfair system swirling in chaos.”

By no means am I excusing piracy or suggesting that Russia is solely responsible for the plight of the fish, fisherpeople and toxic coastal communities of Somalia – we’ve all turned a bit of a blind eye, in one way or another. But is an adventuretourism enterprise that provides well-to-do people from the Northern Hemisphere the opportunity to kill people from one of the poorest, war-ravaged places on Earth.

Sure, this article that I stumbled across may or may not be true (Editor’s note: 98% of things on the internet are true, so why wouldn’t this one be true?). But I hope the story provided you with a unique insight into myriad capacities of the human condition.

I still have hope for us. Do you?

- JCH

Phil Soloman

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to an ongoing segment here at The Daily Gumboot. It’s called “Get to Know Your Community” and, basically, it goes like this: each and every Sunday we will profile someone from a community somewhere. Each person is asked the same five questions (see below as well as in the “Ideas from Everywhere” page). At the end of the profile, the Gumbooteer (member of this blog’s Editorial Board) who found the person will list their three favourite things about the highlighted community member. Savvy?

Here are some ideas from everywhere. Here is one way that we try to build community. Have fun with it!

Phil, intimidated by the amazing and powerful head shot of Doug Smith, didn't send one along - use your imagination on this one, people!

Phil, intimidated by the amazing and powerful head shot of Doug Smith, didn't send one along - use your imagination on this one, people!

1. Who are you?

I’m Phil Solman, publisher of Edible Vancouver magazine. I’m a Brit by birth, but Vancouver and Greece are my spiritual homes; the places that I feel most ‘me’.

2. What is your favourite community and why?

Am I allowed two favourites? East Van; in particular The Drive, which is a ‘real’ community with tons of owner-operated stores and cafes. Whenever I have free time I gravitate towards The Drive to visit bookstores, coffee shops and to pick up great produce, cheese, meats, etc. The whole area is created for human interaction whereas most shopping streets are designed to shift maximum product in minimum time and have no soul (strip malls!!! Ugh!)
My other favourite community is Edible Communities. It’s not a place; it’s a family of independent magazines from all across North America that are dedicated to rebuilding local food systems in their region. When we get together once a year it’s a great buzz. Imagine publishers and editors from 60 Edible magazines sharing stories, successes and challenges. We are on a mission to change the way North America eats.

3. What do you do for fun?

Spend time with the Editor of Edible Vancouver. No, really! We’re a couple and even though we live and work together, we still love to just hang out with each other, talk and laugh.

4. What is your superpower?

Optimism in the face of seriously negative news.

5. How do you use it to build community?

Pessimism may seem to make sense, but none of us actually ‘know’ the future and pessimism creates a ‘What’s the point’ kind of attitude, so it’s ultimately defeating. I get angry when I see all that’s wrong in our world, but I choose to be optimistic and talk about what’s possible in the future, rather than dwell too much on what’s wrong today. This way I inspire myself (and hopefully others) to work towards making things better.

My three favourite things about Phil are…

1. He is a helper. I met Phil because of his generous offer to use the power of the internet to spread the word about the East End Food Co-op. The EEFC is fortunate to have a champion like Phil, who weaves our modest little grocery store into the story of local food in Vancouver. Clearly, Phil approaches life, the universe and everything with humility, passion and a true sense of connecting communities to improve the world.

2. He likes pirates. First thing we talked about during our meetings were pirates and the role they play on The Daily Gumboot. He knew his stuff about the democratic nature of a pirate crew, shared some interesting ideas on modern piracy, and even taught me a thing or two!

3. Entrepreneurship defines him. Edible Vancouver is beautiful in a myriad of ways. And Phil helps make it so. The way he is using Twitter and other social media to raise Edible’s online presence and leverage their position as the story on local food in the city is truly impressive. He is creative, visionary and, with our help, can take the his publication to spectacular new heights. After all, the world is turning more and more to local products, eh?

As told by John Horn…

Build Relationships, Build Community – Research

He might look fancy - maybe even dainty - but many a Spaniard died at the swordtip of Sir Francis Drake!

He might look fancy - maybe even dainty - but many a Spaniard died at the swordtip of Sir Francis Drake!

Homework and research are always important. And never moreso than when you’re trying to build an important relationship – community-based or otherwise. Because no great thing in history was ever done by just one person. It takes a community of friends, family, colleagues, contacts, mentors, and clients to make real change happen. Today, we’re going to talk about doing homework and listening so that you and your community can know the most. Because, hey, knowing the most about something – anything – is a starting point for a great relationship.

But first, let’s talk about pirates. In 1573, Sir Francis Drake did his homework and, consequently, positioned himself to perfectly pillage one of the most powerful Spanish ports in the Caribbean. In the ultimate example of cross-functional, inter-cultural, and multi-dimensional relationship building, Sir Francis Drake gathered enough information from a group of French sailors (Le Testu was the name of their leader – unfortunately, he was caught, tortured and killed following the heist), cimarrones (escaped slaves who had no love for the Spanish), and also from secret English documents that divulged important Spanish trade routes to pillage the Caribbean port of Nombre de Dios. In the end, according to Samuel Baulf, “in gold alone the raiders had seized some 100,000 pesos (the peso was worth eight shillings three pence of English money)…and including gems and what silver they managed to recover, the total value of the haul was likely in excess of £40,000.” And here’s the kicker: Drake and his boys stole over 15 tons of silver. Drake knew all their was to know about the port, which, Angus Konstam argues, resulted in a watershed moment for the Spanish Main: “attacks by Sir Francis Drake proved Nombre de Dios too vulnerable to pirates.”

The takeaway from this story: Robert H. Schuller says, “spectacular achievement is always preceded by spectacular preparation.” Being well prepared will always show your value at interviews, meetings, conferences, events, and when organizing amazing activities in and for your community. Sure, this might be common sense, but it’s not common practice. Here are some key things to consider when doing some research about people who work in organizations, businesses, and communities with which you might want to collaborate:

  1. What is the person – or people – like as a human being? Keith Ferrazzi starts with the basics (ie. this question) for a reason: “whom you meet, how you meet them, and what they think afterward should not be left to chance.” So, when preparing for a meeting or encounter with someone, find out what’s important to them – hobbies, challenges, goals (inside their organization or business and out). Just use your judgment and draw a firm line between “researching” and “stalking” someone.
  2. Be up to date with trends and issues that affect the person and their community. Is the organization launching a new product or service? Did they have a good year or a bad year? Where do they want to take their organization in the next year? And, most importantly, how will you help them? What are you going to do to add value to their experience and their goals for the future? Relationships are about giving, and you should always strive to give more than you get – so find out what you can offer!
  3. Use Your Network. Like minded people tend to gravitate to, um, other like minded people. So, think about the people who work and operate in the places you want to go and then think about the people that you know who might know those people. Introductions and opportunities are much, much easier to set up when a person has been “warmed” to your presence by a mutual friend or acquaintance.
  4. Be cool. Recent findings show that the best conversations do not involve
    Do you know how much research was put into this relationship before it started? Not much - good research would've found that pots are way, way better than hands for growing plants!

    Do you know how much research was put into this relationship before it started? Not much - good research would've found that pots are way, way better than hands for growing plants!

    people – in business “people” are called “stakeholders” – who remember what was talked about but actually who the people were sharing the conversation. Having a grasp of – and opinions about – popular culture, food, art, sports, current events, and a collection of “fun facts” will make the meeting interesting and you more memorable.

  5. Ask great questions. Great research creates great questions. And, when meeting an important contact for the first time your questions should always be prefaced by information found on websites and commonly read publications. After all, if your question can be answered by a website then why are you taking time to chat with a real live person anyway? Being more interested than interesting is reflected by the content and creativity of questions.

Here are some places where you can begin doing some relationship-building homework:

  • The Internet – there is a lot of great stuff on here; begin by Googling a person’s name or organization or, if you want to get a little abstract, check out something like Personas; and get used to following people and organizations on Twitter.
  • Public Libraries - in spite of popular BC Government opinion, they still have value! Check out books, articles, magazines, etc. about the people you want to meet.
  • Annual reports - most companies and non-profits have ‘em somewhere, and they provide a great synopsis of what challenges and opportunities lie ahead for an organization.
  • Newspapers and Magazines - check out these “print” publications to find ideas, issues and trends that are consistently juxtaposed to the people (or types of people) you want to meet.
  • Your Network – ask your friends, family and colleagues about who and what they know.

To quote Mr. Ferrazzi, “all people naturally care, generally above and beyond anything esle, about what it is they do. If you are informed enough to step comfortably into their world and talk knowledgeably, their appreciation will be tangible.” And to quote Sir Francis Drake, “there must be a beginning of any great matter, but the continuing unto the end until it be thoroughly finished yields true glory.”

And the beginning of any great relationship – like with any great matter – involves research. We’ll continue unto the end with later articles. Good luck and have fun with your homework as you begin it!

- JCH

Learning from Pirate Communities – Building Relationships

Welcome to Learning from Pirate Communities, one of the best-selling series here at The Daily Gumboot. Here’s the deal: we participants in humanity operate within a paradigm or framework of themes and ideas (gender, race and culture, environmental stewardship, ideology, weapons, business, entrepreneurship, art, tasty drinks, and fashion). Many people from many academic disciplines explore such themes from a myriad of perspectives. The Editor-in-Chief of this publication discusses such ideas through a lens of Piratology, because, hey, pirates represent an edutaining and approachable subject that interests people. Consequently, we can learn a lot from pirates. Just read more to find out!

Cowboys don't suck, but this is a great conversation starter!

Cowboys don't suck, but this is a great conversation starter!

Today we will be talking about building relationships. And we will also talk about funny tshirts. Let’s start with an amazing quote:

“Relationships are all there is. Everything in the universe only exists because it is in relationship to everything else. Nothing exists in isolation. We have to stop pretending we are individuals that can go it alone.” And this fantastic bit of unpretentious and collaborative wisdom is brought to us by Maragret Wheatley.

In a gesture of wisdom, charisma and unpretentiousness, my boss recently handed me a copy of Keith Ferrazzi’s Never Eat Alone and it’s been a bit of an inspiration. Spoiler alert: there is going to be an ongoing series about this topic here at The Gumboot, as there is just so much to explore when it comes to building relationships that build community.

Now, let’s get back to pirates for a minute and discuss why relationship-building is so important for success. The greatest pirate in the history of the world was named Madame Cheng. And one of the reasons she became the greatest was because of the relationships she built throughout her career. Let’s time travel back to 1807, where hundreds of Chinese pirates were looking for a leader. An opportunity presented itself. As she cajoled and negotiated and charmed her way to prominence in China’s pirate community, Madame Cheng took on a young lover; the adopted son of a fisherman named Cheng Pao. And here’s the kicker: she made the kid head of the Red Sea fleet, which was the biggest and most important in the Confederation. Certainly, she did something that was very, very generous for the young man and, perhaps, even a bit risky. But, once the door was open, the kid was simply dynamite; he knew tides and currents and tactics and weather and pretty much everything there was to know about robbing people on the high seas. By 1810, Madame Cheng’s pirate fleet was larger than those of most countries navies. She commanded between 600-800 coastal vessels, hundreds of small, river junks, and tens of thousands of pirates.  From a position of power, she negotiated a peace treaty with Britain, Portugal, the Netherlands, and Chinese authorities and, following the agreement, sought an early retirement with her husband, Cheng Pao. Through organization, relationship-building and recognizing top talent, Madame Cheng created a pirate fleet the likes of which no one has ever seen (or well ever again see). And for three years she ran the shipping lanes of the China Sea and Strait of Malacca for decades.

Build a reputation (ie. fearsome pirate) to build relationships!

Build a reputation (ie. fearsome pirate) to build relationships!

The takeaway from this story: it’s an easy one; be generous and give’r! Connect people from different parts of your life who can help each other out. Provide opportunities. Also, be willing to receive generosity – in our entrepreneurial, individualistic, John Wayne-worshipping, American Dream culture, this can be tough to do. Furthermore, when you have positive relationships with people, they will be excited and eager to spread the word – the good word – about you. Sure, when we help others the entire community is raised to a new and better level; the fact that you’re the one doing the building and connecting, well, such things do not go unnoticed.

Over the next few months, we will explore several aspects of building relationships. Here is a brief list of topics to be covered:

  1. Making a first impression.
  2. Listening and doing homework.
  3. Adding value (unexpectedly, even).
  4. Hugs and random acts of kindness.
  5. Risk taking and giant balls.
  6. “Trading up and Giving Back.”
  7. Mentors and Mentees.
  8. Twitblogging the Interscape.
  9. The intersection of talent and passion.
  10. “Never Eat Alone.”

Are you excited? Here’s a sneak preview about making a first impression.

First thing’s first. Decide who you want to make an impression with and why you want to do it (the why is important; for example, if you want to build a relationship with a gang, well, maybe think twice about such things).

Second. Learn about who they are, what they do, how they do it, and what style they exude while they’re doing it. You don’t need to mimic or replicate their behaviour, but know what the “touch points” of a conversation should look like.

Kym is full of witticisms like this; it's kinda like Russell Peters meets Roots...but cooler!

Kym is full of witticisms like this; it's kinda like Russell Peters meets Roots...but cooler!

Third. Dress the part. If you want to give to the Grandview-Woodlands community, well, you might not want to show up in a suit and tie. This one time, I was rocking a corduroy blazer with a tie on my way home from work and got called a “douchebag” by a group of twentysomethings as I sauntered northward on The Drive. In my ‘hood. Towards my home. What can I say? People are superficial creatures.

Fourth. Smile. Be nice. This is common sense, but it is not common practice. Just ask the people who judged and heckled me when they could’ve been smiling and saying, “s’up, man?” Fun fact: when you meet someone at a networking event on a date or walking up Commercial Drive (perhaps you would like to build a relationship with them) people form judgments about you in less than 90 seconds. Like it or not, how you look counts for a lot.

Fifth. Be more interested than interesting. Don’t just ask questions. Ask great questions. We’ll get into active listening in the next section!

One of my favourite ways to make a first impression is with funny tshirts. No, I don’t usually do this when I go to work at Business School – when I put on my business socks, after all, it’s business time. But, yes, funny tshirts. I mean, they’re great conversation starters. I have a variety of shirts I’ve made, had commissioned and bought online over the years. Nearly all of them turn heads. One says “Johnism” and another acknowledges that “Nerds are Awesome” and I even have one that suggests that “Ninjas and Pirates Agree: Cowboys Suck.” In their own special way, they create moments of conversation. Even with cowboys! (Editor’s note: I usually defuse a potentially angry conversation with some points about Cormac McCarthy’s All the Pretty Horses; it’s one of my favourite books and is full of cowboys; bam, before you know it I’m talking about literature with a cowboy-loving stranger!). After all, everybody has a sense of humour.

Speaking of senses of humour and building relationships, I’d like to connect generosity, pirates and funny tshirts. Kymela Banguis used to work with me, but she’s striking out on her own because her burgeoning tshirt business is demanding more of her time (Engrish pictured). Kym will be profiled on the Get to Know Your Community segment this Sunday and, well, I just have to say that I wish Kym the absolute best as, like any good pirate, she has left our ship for one that she will have a chance to steer herself. Check out her website and tell your friends about it. After all, no great thing in history (like funny tshirt making) was ever done by just one person. Only by connecting with each other can we truly achieve greatness.

Thanks. Now get out there and make a great first impression.

- JCH

Aboard the Editor’s Pirate Ship – Learning from Pirate Communities

Welcome to Learning from Pirate Communities, one of the best-selling series here at The Daily Gumboot. Here’s the deal: we participants in humanity operate within a paradigm or framework or clusterf&$k of themes and ideas (gender, race and culture, environmental stewardship, ideology, weapons, business, entrepreneurship, art, tasty drinks, and fashion). Many people from many academic disciplines explore such themes from a myriad of perspectives. The Editor-in-Chief of this publication discusses such ideas through a lens of Piratology, because, hey, pirates represent an edutaining and approachable subject that interests people. Consequently, we can learn a lot from pirates. Just read more to find out!

Will clever commentary be backed up by accountable piracy?

Will clever commentary be backed up by accountable piracy?

Today we will be discussing tax, representation and rejecting an unfair socioeconomic system to, possibly, become a pirate.

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that you’ve heard about the HST. Maybe you even have an opinion about it. From Bill Tieleman to Bill Vander Zalm to Kurt Heinrich to Kevin Milligan, people have opinions that run the gamut of sensation; from raging social injustice to practically good policy. Whether you despise taxes altogether or just hate this one, I have a solution for you. Become a pirate! Literally, if you like (I’ll get to that), but metaphorically is probably a better solution for all of us (at least until the puffy shirt factory starts pumping things out a little faster). Here’s the deal: many people feel unrepresented by the HST, just like many people feel unrepresented or cheated by the GST, income taxes, the Carbon Tax, exorbitantly priced Canucks tickets, lack of affordable housing, police, universities, Walmart, Translink, and talent agencies (honestly, I think you’re a great singer and were treated unfairly). We’re really good at complaining, but not as good at being accountable for our ideas – ideas like collectively changing and/or withdrawing from an unfair, broken, corrupt, and imbalanced system that seems to encourage and reward corruption, incompetence and general shady shenanigans. We can do better if we learn from pirate communities.Even the University of Chicago recognizes the power of pirates as educational tools!

People, our community is thoroughly more positive, intelligent and cohesive than this rather unequal, unrepresentative and restrictive paradigm of governance allows. Perhaps we can do better by rejecting the system and embracing our inner entrepreneur – or inner pirate. I understand if this scares you. But there are certainly models for change out there, too. First, let’s explore taxation and democracy in a historical and global context and then examine community and unfair political decisions from a piratical perspective:

Mad at being unrepresented? Maybe we should actually be a democracy.

A recent article in The Independent by Johann Hari suggests that modern

Embrace your inner entrepreneur and start asking questions about the system to which you belong.

Embrace your inner entrepreneur and start asking questions about the system to which you belong.

day pirates, like their historic brothers and sisters, have rejected today’s unequal, corrupt and punishing global “system.” Hari cites the last words of William Scott, a pirate hanged in Charleston, South Carolina during the Golden Age of Piracy: “What I did was to keep me from perishing. I was forced to go a-pirateing to live.” BC’s democracy makes me chuckle. Heck, our perception of democracy makes me chuckle. Democratically speaking, most of us don’t usually vote for the party in power (ie. the NDP in the 1990s – never more than 45% of the vote – and the current BC Liberal government – 46% of the vote – and Federal Conservative – 37% of the vote – government were brought to power with less than half of the popular vote, which doesn’t even account for the tens of thousands of people who didn’t vote because of their dissatisfaction with the system and the people steering it).

One hundred years before the French Revolution, pirate ships – or pirate companies – were run on the ideals of liberty, equality and brotherhood. It was the rule, rather than the exception. According to scholar and fellow Piratologist, David Cordingly, author of Under the Black Flag: The Romance and Reality of Life Among the Pirates, at times, it was difficult to even get a pirate ship going anywhere. You see, the crew actually voted on a destination before the captain set a course; arguably, this accounted for pirates’ time being spent in warm places like the Caribbean, Gulf of Aden and the Strait of Malacca. This whole time, we’ve been looking to France and the US for our democratic models, when we really should’ve been looking towards pirate ships!

Pirates drafted and signed “The Articles of Piracy” before each voyage. These  articles regulated the distribution of plunder, the scale of compensation for injuries in battle, and outlined basic rules for shipboard life (ie. no one is allowed to drink all the rum and/or wear the captain’s eye patch in jest) as well as punishments for those who broke the rules (ie. you wore the eye-patch in jest and now the captain, who turned out to be pretty sensitive, won’t come out of his cabin and, well, he’s got the map). After the articles were written, every pirate aboard signed them. Sure, it’d be tedious, but perhaps we need to re-draft our terms of agreement with our leaders before each election or major decision that affects so many stakeholders.

The Articles seem pretty darn democratic, and I wonder what we can take from these lessons on a pirate ship and apply to our system. After all, the crew aboard the Jolly British Columbian seems to be talking about steering the ship in a new direction with recent movements against the HST.

Seriously, we’re crying about the HST?

When things go bad here on the West Coast of Canada, I like to put them in a global perspective. How bad are they, really? From the BBC to CNN to Al Jazeera, the world suddenly became very interested in Somali pirates after they hijacked a Saudi tanker, the Sirius Star. They did what nobody thought possible and they got noticed. Like, really noticed. Oh, and they made $3 million from the ransom, too.  Sure, many – or most – of the pirates are gangsters. No, this doesn’t make hostage-taking okay and, no, this blog does not condone hostage taking (although, for the record, Theo Lamb is a fully trained hostage negotiator). But this article has outlined some of the ways that these seagoing thugs are dealing with a recessive global economy. “Pirates were the first people to rebel against this world,” says Hari. They didn’t like the rigour, restrictions and “oppressiveness” of the seafaring alternatives of, say, the Merchant Marine or Royal Navy, so they chose a more independent, democratic and risky life at sea.”

In his article, Hari examines the circumstances by which many Somali fishermen have been thrust into the world of piracy. After the fall of the country’s government in

Somali pirates or the Somali Coast Guard? You decide!

Somali pirates or the Somali Coast Guard? You decide!

1991, Africa’s longest coastline (Somalia’s coast spans about 2,000 miles) has been unprotected. This power-vacuum has provided a perfect opportunity for the international fishing industry to steal Somalia’s food supply and use the region as a dumping ground for nuclear waste (“yes: nuclear waste,” says Hari – cadmium and mercury were also, allegedly, thrown in the mix). Hari interviewed Ahmedou Ould-Abdallah, the UN envoy to Somalia, who claims that “there has been no clean-up, no compensation, and no prevention” of such a gross example of pollution. But one can also see how market forces have driven them to think outside the box, get creative, take risks, and work together in innovative ways in a new, community-based entrepreneurial system that exists beyond the one the world helped break.

In a recent Time magazine article, Ishaan Thardoor argues that “Somali piracy has metastasized into the country’s only boom industry. Most of the pirates, observers say, are not former fishermen, but just poor folk seeking their fortune. Right now, they hold 18 cargo ships and some 300 sailors hostage — the work of a sophisticated and well-funded operation.”Recent findings show that in excess of $300 million US in shellfish is being stolen from the Somali coast by illegal trawlers each year. They have no government to speak of. Organizations are dumping nuclear waste in their waters and on their land. Somalia just might be the worst place on Earth. Kinda puts the global recession and BC’s tax-shift  in perspective, eh? They don’t “fit” in the current economic system, which is probably why the independent Somalian news site, WardheerNews, found that 70 per cent of Somalians “strongly supported the piracy as a form of national defence.” Some even call them the “Volunteer Coastguard of Somalia”! And we can most certainly call them rejectors of an unfair system swirling in chaos.

Notice the clothes and "things" coming out of the character's pockets. Not everyone on Earth has things.

Well, this doesn't seem fair at all!

But, um, yeah. The HST is tough, too. After all, a study released by the Recent Findings Institute reported that the HST is “oppressive” and a “betrayal” of the BC people mostly because of the amount of nuclear waste in it.

Now. Obviously a good binary opposition can make any argument look ridiculous by putting it next to, well, something ridiculous. In any case, if you do in fact believe that, in the context of all things British Columbia, the HST is grossly unfair and a violation of our democracy, perhaps you might consider breaking from the system to which you are very connected. Find some friends. Find a boat. And change your life. Maybe start small, you know, by taking your illegal downloading of music one step further: download a movie or some software and then some tv shows and then, when you’re ready, overtake a ship by force and pillage its contents! BC has a lot of water, you know. Or perhaps you’d like to explore the ways in which your community (local, regional, online, or otherwise) can be used as a vehicle for positive social change within this HST-laden system of ours. Whatever the case, I encourage you to be a democratic, creative and entrepreneurial pirate. If things in BC are really so bad, there are some great historical and contemporary models of fighting injustice to explore, such as the inclusive and democratic experience aboard a pirate ship. Whatever direction you choose, be sure to exercise collaboration, safety and aim to have your community’s best interests in mind; sure, such ideas might seem matter-o-fact, but – every now and then – it doesn’t happen.

So there it is. Yaaarrrrrrrrrghhhhhh welcome!

- Sir John the Pirate Piratologist