Tailgating – Like a Boss

Kickin' it old school - as one passer-by said. The end result - Husky Chicken.

It was about an hour before game day. The Washington Huskies were taking on the Arizona Wildcats and it was do or die time for the Huskies after being crushed last week by Stanford. At least that’s the story according to the local university newspaper, which had devoted a good half of their Saturday paper (including the cover) to the ever present upcoming game.

The excitement all over the University of Washington campus (and well beyond) was tangible. That night Husky Stadium would be jammed with over 59,000 purple clad “Dawgs”. Outside the stadium, the tailgating got underway three to four hours before the game. The extravagance of the setups were astounding. Everywhere you went, there was a sea of purple and gold clutching plastic cups of Miller and Bud. Ol’ boys walked from SUV to SUV chatting it up. Wives (and husbands) BBQed chicken, asparagus, bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers and just about every fatty, grilled meat you could imagine.

Boatgaiters - one of the unique elements of Seattle's tailgate experience.

Set up on the grassy knoll above the lot, stylized “DAWG” Winnebagos were lined up. Powered by diesel generators, these party zones blasted tunes and other current college games on large crystal clear, satellite equipped TVs. Games of beer pong were everywhere. So were drunk people. But what was most engaging, inspiring and surprising was how genial the whole scene was.

Perhaps it was the age diversity of the event, which included kids barely old enough to throw a football running between die-hard DAWGs who’d witnessed the 1990s championship game as middle-aged Boosters. There was a family, carnival vibe to the whole thing. Even to the young guys who meandered up to your group and just stood there swaying back and forth because they were to drunk to do much else exuded it.

Or maybe it was just the established nature of the whole thing. People understood that despite a steady patrol of officers throughout all the massive parking lots, no one would be hassled as long as they were discreet about their drinking and behavior. There seemed to be a mutual understanding. Color within the lines and everyone would have fun.

Or perhaps its just the nature of college football in general. Far from the uproars of violence endemic in hockey, it seemed to be a game of controlled and channeled violence. I’m told there are rarely fights on the field because you can vent your aggression in the next down (with the ref, the fans and your coaches blessing).

Whatever the case, it was hard to not notice how different of a vibe there was to the whole event than the infamous “Vancouver Riot” earlier this year.

The game itself was a ball. But also was noticeably a pageant. The players, after every down, (no matter how few yards were gained) would engage in their victory ceremonies of helmet banging, back slaps, jumping up and down like kangaroos. In defeat, different ceremonies – sympathetic back-slap, head held down hustle back to the side lines.

The cheerleaders and cheer(men?), endlessly pepped up, bounced around the sidelines down after down. Every third down, a big angry husky dog would be displayed on the stadium’s jumbotron and bark viciously to help do its part to shore up the teams (occasionally weak) defense. At half time, a whole slew of alumni (distinguished professors among them) along with what seemed to be U-Dub’s entire rowing team (oars and all) lined up to create a massive 100 meter long tunnel through which the whole team ran through to the hardcore lyrics of Detroit prodigy Eminem. Oh and then there was the marching band. Dozens (hundreds it seemed like at times) lined the field and in constant marching order, serenaded all 60,000 of us with one classic rock song after another. There uniforms with their giant “W” and sparkling golden plumes were almost as impressive as their massive formation marches.

Talk about an amazing experience for a couple Canadians. Such a community seems to only exist South of the border.

Ryan McKee – Vancouver’s Loss is Melbourne’s Win

No, he's not going to punch the iguana. Ryan is merely flexing his ample muscles to reflect how holding a probably poisonous relative of a dinosaur makes him incredibly "hardcore" and a man of the animals, too.

By the end of today, one of Vancouver’s coolest community builders will be on a brain-drain-plane headed for Melbourne, Australia. [Editor's note: it is his being on a plane that cause our typical GTKYC interview to be replaced by a more over-arching narrative]. Ryan McKee was one of the architects of the community built by the Vancouver Whitecaps Football (Soccer) Club. And – as happens with much of our homegrown talent here in Vancity – Mr. McKee hit his professional ceiling in our beautiful city and will now be taking his fan/consumer-engagement talents to Melbourne, home of Melbourne Victory Football (not Aussie Rules) Club.

Ryan’s wife, Elyssa, and my wife, Michelle, went to university together. This meant that, whether we liked it (or each other) or not, Ryan and I would be spending quality time together for years to come. Luckily, ours was/is a relationship rife for/with a bromance typically reserved for films like I Love You, Man and epic stories like Of Mice and Men or Batman and Robin or Paradise Lost.

Along with his unchartable charisma and rugged good looks, Ryan is taking with him to Australia a ton of professional talents that combines sport, media, people, and the transcendance of in-person and online communities. Whether it was his pedal etiquette experiment or his work on the “we’re all in” campaign for the Whitecaps, this man knows what it takes to build meaningful, cordial, family-friendly-with-an-edge community in the twenty-first century.

We’ll miss you, Ryan. May your intelligence, wickedawesome sense of humour, and your passion for the community-driven nature of sport serve the people of Melbourne as well as they’ve served we folk in Vancouver.

Thanks for the memories. Stay classy. Best of luck!

The Experiential Whitecaps Weekend

John and Kurt Watch Some Football

Kurt’s Amazing Narrative

Late in the afternoon on Saturday, March 19, we were on our feet in a jammed stadium at Empire Field next to Vancouver’s Empire Bowl. Surrounded by roughly 23,000 screaming blue and white fans, we had our first taste of the phenomena of “football fanaticism”. We were at the Whitecaps FC home-opener for the team’s debut in the MLS and something was in the air that we were getting in at the birth of one of Vancouver’s future premier sports franchises. Watch out Canucks – here we come.

The day started as it should when it comes to football – at the pub. We caught the SFU 135 from Downtown. Along the way we met half a dozen fans heading the same place we ere. Everyone was decked out in full gear (except for one fellow who had decided to body paint himself in team colors) and was jazzed about the start of the season and (perhaps) the beginning of a new era in West Coast sports. At Oscars Pub off Boundary, we waded into a throng of Southsider supporters. Jammed well past the firecode requirements, the pub was completely over-capacity. The three bartenders couldn’t keep up with the hundreds of orders for pitchers and pints. After initially planning on eating lunch at Oscars, we gave up, wedging ourselves into a nook at the bar and waiting 20 minutes for our 1 (and only) chance too order a pitcher and a shot (McNulty style).

We spent our time talking about the coming game, the MSL, the Whitecaps, the coming game again, World Cup Soccer and how nuts Southsiders fans are. We made friends with other Whitecaps supporters including Kevin, a friendly Air Canada baggage guy who had travlled the world watching pro-football in both North America, Japan and Europe.

By 2:45 it was time to head to the stadium. There we watched as thousands of fans streamed into the newly erected stadium. Almost everyone was wearing jerseys or team colors, thousands more carried their patented Whitecaps scarves. In the distance, the sun broke through the clouds shining on the snowy caps of Seymour and Grouse. The air was crisp and the excitement was palpable.

We made our way to seats in the north side of the stadium. From the first whistle to the final 90 minutes, the majority of the game was spent standing and cheering for the team. When the Whitecaps scored the first goal of the game early in the first half, the stadium erupted. Thousands of tiny drums could be heard thumping over the hoarse cheers of thousands of fans.

John’s Kolbian Experiential Cycle

As Kurt mentioned, he and I are two of the luckiest sports fans in Vancouver. After all, we are proud owners of season tickets to the Vancouver Whitecaps FC. And, as he scrawled above, we definitely learned something about soccer, Vancouver, and ourselves this weekend. Which leads me to David Kolb and the Experiential Learning Cycle. See, Kurt and I just had “an experience” and I’m a big fan of reflecting on actions and experiences in order to have a better and more educational experience going forward. Here are some key lessons from Saturday’s game:

  1. Show up at Oscar’s Pub earlier – as it turns out, the Southsiders like to party; a 1:15pm arrival at the pub revealed us to be grossly unprepared and left our bellies empty. Lesson: pack shareable snacks and become popular with equally hungry Southsiders!
  2. Wear a shirt (this is not our lesson) – to the chilled-out young lad who got on the 135 to SFU wearing nothing but white shorts, body paint and a heckuvalot of team spirit, remember to wear layers. Lesson: let the body paint dry and then put on a festive sweatshirt to warm your body en route to the game – this tip is as safe as it is stylish.
  3. Toronto FC sucks – what kind of seasoned, five-years-in-the-MLS team gets lit-up by an expansion team?! Lesson: only time will tell if Vancouver Whitecaps FC is a dynasty, if Vancouver will be the toughest place to play in the MLS, or if Toronto FC is just like the Leafs, Raptors, and Blue Jays, but with shin pads and way more endurance.
  4. Being Tall is an Enigmatic Experience – people like it when you can reach stuff or hurl your poncho farther than anyone else in your section, but they do not like it when you stand up and block their son’s view. Lesson: when people yell at you to sit down, don’t just succumb to peer, fear or fan pressure(s). Engage your fellow-fans and try to work out a solution! [Editors' note: by the end of the game John was leading cheers and getting thumbs-up from a super-excited mom and her even more excited son...who just needed to stand up on the bleachers!]
  5. Empire Field is at capacity – we’re not sure if Whitecaps FC’s temporary home field will be able to sustain the size of crowd that was there on Saturday. Beer and bathroom lines were both painfully long (for reasons that are different, but also the same). Lesson: you don’t need to drink to have fun! The atmosphere was intoxicating all on it’s own. And with less beer in our bellies, Kurt and I can avoid perilously long lines for the loo and spend more time getting to know the cool people who share seasons tickets in our section.

So there it is. With our lessons learned Kurt and I are excited to experience Vancouver’s fastest growing sporting community in a bigger and better way than we did last weekend. See you at Empire Field on April 2 for the big match against Kansas City (I know! I was shocked they had a team, too!).

Dispatches from Brazil – Team Canada and the Homeless World Cup Part 2

Last week the Gumboot updated you on Team Canada’s current status at the Homeless World Cup in Brazil. Now, without further adieu, Team Canada head coach Alan Bates gives a further update on how the team is doing. Here is Alan’s latest update of the team’s progress down in Brazil:

Day 6

Not only do I have pictures for day 6 for you:
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=492765&id=852065453&l=c0b918624c

I ended the last update by letting you know that we were having some interpersonal difficulties on the team the night before our second day of games. We’d had a rough ride against Ireland and the Romanian-Brazilian alliance and we have 8 players and me stuffed into a room that’s three quarters the size of an average bedroom. Some conflict was inevitable.
But enough with the excuses. Our morning yesterday can only be described as disgraceful. When the opening whistle went for our morning game against Cambodia, it was clear that we were already in full process of losing. We started losing against Cambodia at about 8pm the night before. Team Cambodia have become good friends of ours. We’ve cheered for them through their loses and they’ve cheered for us through ours. They’re an easy team to cheer for. They just look like an underdog. Despite their youngest player being 17 and the rest of their team being well over 20, they all look like they’re about 12 by Canadian body-structure and size standards. By the time we played them, we’d already seen them get pushed around and generally pasted by two other teams. I think our team was ready to play a team that would surely lose to the old-ladies home, let alone a bunch of big bad guys from the hood in Vancity. We were ready for sure glory. Instead, the ball was in our net within the first three seconds. The game pretty much continued along those lines. I didn’t recognize our team out there. We didn’t get back to defend, we didn’t attack as a team, we didn’t communicate at all, and we got out-muscled and out-classed by a Cambodian team that deserves credit for bringing their A-game against us. Goals by Jeremy Isaac and Peter Chow were too little too late.
After every game, we meet as a team on the beach to talk about what went right and what went wrong. The players speak first and then Daniel Errey and I summarize what we agree with and make the points we want to add. Usually, I try to be pretty positive and I don’t anger easily. I didn’t have anything good to say about our game. I did have strong opinions on how our poor conduct the night before had lead to our abysmal performance and I didn’t hold back on sharing them with the team. And if they hadn’t really got the message from me, they sure had by the time team organizer extraordinaire Kalin See had translated my words into the players’ more familiar Downtown Eastside dialect.
The post-game discussion prompted co-captain Patrick Oleman to call a players-only meeting. The players had their meeting while all the volunteers also got together to talk about how things were going and how to optimize all the organization. I don’t know what was said in the players-only meeting, but they came away from it a different team. Despite not being the source of any of the conflict, Richard Mountain came back from the meeting with his teammates to offer a heartfelt apology on behalf of the team for letting down all the people supporting us back in Canada. The rest of the team seemed equally convinced they had a new direction.
We had a great warm-up for our game against Mexico. The team had new determination. I was wishing that we were playing a team that would allow this new attitude to translate into a win. Based on their easy victory over Ireland who creamed us 17-1, I figured we would need a miracle to beat Mexico. In the end, a win wasn’t necessary for us to get all the satisfaction we needed out of the game. We played amazing. Coming hard right out of the gates, we actually went up 1-0 and spent most of the first half losing by scores of only 2-1 or 3-2 (after goals by Robert Milton and Peter Chow). We were on fire. Everyone was getting back to defend and we were attacking with enough pressure to let the Mexicans know they had a real game on their hands. The MVP performance was definitely by goalkeeper Randy Comiso who probably put on the best performance by a Canadian keeper in an international game ever (Craig who?). The Mexicans can really shoot and Randy was getting a piece of everything. Unfortunately, he got too small a piece of one particularly hard shot and had to leave the game with a bad thumb sprain that required a trip to the hospital. For a great account of the Canada-Mexico game see: http://www.homelessworldcup.org/news/canada-2-11-mexico .
We were really proud of our performance against Mexico and fortunately there were some great things planned for the players that evening that were fitting celebrations. While Randy and I made a trip to the hospital, the rest of the team went to see the Christ the Redeemer statue up close. They all described it as an incredible experience. After getting back from the hospital, Randy and I were able to join everyone else for a full-moon gondola ride up to the top of Sugar Loaf. The views of the lights spreading around and sprawling up the hills of Rio were awesome. We started the day on a bad note, but definitely ended on the right one.
In case you’re curious about the hospital, I’ll describe it briefly. When we pulled up to Miguel Couto public hospital, we found the front steps full of people who were apparently waiting to get into Emergency. The “triage” system seemed to consist of a large security guard who eyed each new person and either let them in or told them to wait on the steps. He let Randy and our interpreter in, but wouldn’t let me come in with them. So I spent a couple hours trying to figure out the system for the people on the steps. I never did. In the end, Randy didn’t have to wait much longer than he would at a Canadian hospital. He did have to wait in several long lineups though. The good news was that there were no fractures and by today he is already able to move the thumb quite well.

Day 7

Here are some more great pictures taken by Sarah Blyth for Day 7:
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=493073&id=852065453&l=f9a3aefcf4
We participated in three great soccer games on day 7. The first was our game against New Zealand. Similar to how the majority of our team is First Nations, the majority of the players on Team New Zealand are Maori. They’re big and they really throw their weight around. They also have at least one player who seems to be experiencing some psychosis at the tournament. A couple of days ago, I was just standing around and he started to yell at me “What’s your problem?!”, “What do you want man, what’s your problem?!”. There were several possible answers to those questions, but I don’t think any were what he was looking for. Fortunately, none of our players who have a history of psychotic episodes have experienced those kind of symptoms on our trip (as far as I know anyways).
Early in the game, I was worried that we would lose our cool against the repeated pushing fouls (some uncalled) that were being dished out by the very physical Kiwis. My worries faded away as incident after incident ended with our guys just getting up and continuing on with the play. A few months ago, at least one of our guys would get right up in your grill if you even looked at him funny. I was really proud to see such good discipline from our whole team. It paid off when a New Zealand player eventually received a blue card (which results in a two-minute penalty similar to in hockey) for overly aggressive play and we capitalized on the man advantage. But really, by that time we already had the game well in hand.
Just like we started losing the game against Cambodia the night before, we started winning the New Zealand game when we came out flying against Mexico. It turned out Richard Mountain wasn’t done sending a message after addressing our fans after the Cambodia game. Matching words with action, he lead the team’s offence with a well deserved hat-trick. We also found offensive production from Robert Milton with a pair of goals himself and one each from Peter Chow and Randy Comiso (while sporting a bandaged thumb from his injury against Mexico) to propel us to a comfortable 7-3 win. The team has a pretty positive attitude even after most loses, but it was really nice to get a W.
Our second game of the day was against Hungary. I was again impressed with our play and it was a tight game the whole way through. The eventual 6-1 scoreline flattered the Hungarians. The better team won, but I’m sure we would take a game or two against them in a best of seven series. Our goal came from the reliable right boot of Peter Chow and I couldn’t really fault our play in any particular area.
That night, we jumped on an on an opportunity to go see some Brazilian football. We joined Botafogo’s boisterous fans in a classic battle against Vasco and their supporters at the other end of the pitch. The fans put on an amazing spectacle. As I was watching huge flags waving, toilet paper streamers cascading onto the field and balloons being inflated with unending chanting and drumming, I turned around to realize that a soccer game had also started sometime after our arrival. Vasco controlled the majority of the play throughout the first half, but Botafogo came on in the second and eventually squeaked out a 2-2 draw on a penalty in the final minute. The fans were ecstatic with the comeback tie and nothing celebrates a great result like setting off flash grenades on the pedestrian ramps that lead out of the stadium.
So, another great day of soccer with more on the way.

Day 8

Every morning as we leave the hostel, we gather in a circle and someone says something about Canada before we do a 1-2-3-Canada! cheer. You might not have guessed that some or our players are really into the history channel. Things shared in our morning ritual have included Billy Bishop shooting down the Red Baron, Canadians figuring out how to deal with mustard gas, and German POWs being well-treated (apparently with steak dinners?) in Eastern Canada during WWII. Although these are all related to conflicts with Germany, one of our players also told me that he really likes Germans and feels that of all the European cultures, theirs is most like his own First Nations culture. I didn’t get a lot of details, but there must be a Sociology thesis there somewhere.
Day 8 was relatively uneventful from a soccer point of view. We only had one game and I feel like there’s not a lot to say about it. Either that or I’m too tired to remember details. We played Finland, didn’t score, and got scored on a lot. We didn’t have a bad game, they were just a better team and we didn’t get any bounces. I’ve got to emphasize again how good the guys have been at just accepting very lopsided games like this, keeping a positive attitude and moving on.
The highlight of the day came off the pitch with our ride on the Santa Teresa streetcar. It only costs 60 cents (or whatever they’re called here) for an amazing 40-or-so minute trip. After a section of elevated track that makes it feel like you’re slowly floating (in a clunky kind of way) over the city in a streetcar, the tracks wind up narrow curving roads. The scenery includes restaurants, homes, and very impressive street art/graffiti. In addition to the paying customers, scores of kids hop on and off all the way up, barely missing telephone poles and buses going the other way as they hang from the side. Of course, our players couldn’t miss out on that kind of reckless fun so they also had a go at barely avoiding utility poles and side-mirrors. We’ve spent a lot of time near the tournament venue in Copacabana and this felt like a much more genuine part of the city. After the streetcar trip, the Theatro Municipal was also really spectacular at night with lights coming through all the stained-glass windows.

DTES Comes Together for Team Canada

It’s been an exciting time for a number of young men who herald from the Downtown Eastside. After over a year of practice, eight young men  (six of whom are from First Nations around BC) will be heading to Rio on September 15 to represent Canada in the Homeless World Cup. Haven’t heard of the Homeless World Cup? Here are some fast facts:

  • The Homeless World Cup is a world-class, annual, international football tournament
  • It uses soccer (aka football) as a catalyst to encourage people who are homeless to change their lives; and to change the attitudes of governments, media, public and key influencers to create better solutions to homelessness around the world
  • 64 Teams are competing this year
  • Last year’s cup was in Milan and the next will be in Paris
  • Team Canada is going to win (probably!)

Team Canada was drawn from Portland FC, a team drawn from the Portland Hotel Society managed HEAT shelters and the Eastside Sun Eagles, a pick up team of DTES residents.  It’s exciting the Team representing Canada will be coming from an area often written off as a hopeless basket case of poverty and addiction. Its neat to think of such a success coming from such a tough as nails neighborhood. It is a success that’s being talked up around East Hastings  most days and is capturing the imagination of many Vancouverites. Last week, this spirit was showcased on CTV and endorsed in an editorial in the Vancouver Province. This weekend, the team met Bobbie Lenarduzzi and were recognized at a Vancouver Whitecaps game.

While individual players are kicking bad habits one after another, Portland organizers and volunteers are increasingly looking to expand the Portland FC model and reach out to the dozens of other shelter residents spread around the Downtown Core. A women’s team is in the process of being formed.

None of this could have happened without the rallying support of dozens of coaches, coordinators and supporters. As a team member, its been truly heartening and inspiring to see how activists, businesses and non-profit organizations in and around the DTES  have come together to donate what they can (be it time, supplies or money) and provide the team with the resources they need to succeed. Be it businesses like Fairware, Farpost, London Drugs, Eclipse Awards, Darwin Construction, Anti-Social or organizations like Coastal Health, UBC Psychiatry or the Portland Hotel Society, Portland FC and Team Canada represent a effective (and hopefully duplicable) model of what can happen when a community comes together to make a good idea happen.

In the end, no matter what the results are in Brazil, Team Canada and the community that’s come together to support it are all winners.

Fifa World Cup: Africa Makes History

After 80 years of waiting, Africa’s history has been modified and strengthened by hosting FIFA world cup 2010. The vuvuzelas, the heavy traffic and city modernization efforts initiated and executed by South Africans to bring the 2010 soccer extravaganza to Africa is commendable. This is beautiful and big history for Africa! Africa will benefit from the 2010 world cup for years to come.

According to research posted on www.fifa.com, an accumulated audience of over 37 billion people watched the France ’98 tournament, including approximately 1.3 billion for the final alone, while over 2.7 million people flocked to watch the 64 matches in the French stadia. This gives an idea of how many people are watching the World Cup and how Africa can use this platform to change its negative image forever. For PR purposes we should have the following infomercials aired before the beginning of every match, at half time and at the end of every match:

Johannesburg is not the capital city of Africa, Africa is actually a continent with more than 52 countries! Africans don’t keep Lions as pets, Lions are dangerous wild animals only found in the parks!  ..and That Mandela is the President of South Africa and not Africa. All these infomercials  can help change the perception in the West about Africa. A good example is Melissa who toured Africa the other day and uploaded this on her facebook status “ ..Just learnt that Africa is not a country and that Egypt is found in Africa. This is all news to me as I thought Africa was a country  and Egypt was in the desert and that you would never get pyramids in Africa, just like you would get elephants in Egypt… apparently I am wrong.”

Pundits predicted that Africa could surprise many and lifting a FIFA World Cup Trophy. However, Africa has been surprised. South Africa has written history as the first host nation of a FIFA World Cup not to qualify for the second round! That means Bafana Bafanas’ dream of playing the eleventh World Cup special match ball named Jubulani made by the German sports equipment Adida at the finals will never come to pass. Jubulani is a isiZulu word which means “bringing joy to everyone”.

Ghana has made history as the only nation in Africa to qualify for the second round. Figures are crossed and many have sworn not to miss any match being played by the new “African heroes”. My friend who is a tech wizard in a busy organization and a football fanatic developed a solution named “ FIFA  World cup2010 boss management solution”. I have decided to share the same with you so that you can have freedom at your workplace and watch any world cup match without being terrorised by your boss. Remember this solution has worked in some organizations in Kenya and is only applicable until 12th July 2010. It reads:

Dear Sir / Madam,

I wish to let you know that the FIFA World Cup is about to begin. This is not just any other tournament, it’s the World Cup! Please note that this tournament takes place every four years and a month to finish, i.e. from 11th June to 11th July for this year. During this period take note of the following:

1. I will be knocking off earlier than usual in order to watch the kickoff of the first game.

2. Do not be surprised if I report a little bit late every morning, it will depend on the time the last game finishes.

3. Production will go up during this month as almost all employees will be happy and highly motivated (Check Maslow’s Motivation Theories with Human Resource).

4. I know you are into other boring sports like cricket, bowling, etc. Please, if you want to fit in the work environment for the next one  month, try to know something about soccer, even asking a foolish  question like “Is Malawi playing tonight?” that is if you really want to  fit in, or else you will be a loner for one full month.

5. Greeting each other in the morning will change from “Good morning” to “How was the game last night?”

6. I will not accept to work overtime during this period as no amount of money can buy me to miss a game. Therefore make sure you don’t give me any work after 16:30 hours.

7. I will need to be up-to-date with the latest; therefore, the first hour every morning is for accessing sports websites and other updates on the internet and also chatting with friends on phone.

8. Lastly, please do not think you can fire me should you decide to break any of the above rules, as you will have to fire everyone.

Thank you for your understanding.

Yours faithfully,

Staff

Cc:   Management

Cc:  Secretary General, Central organization of trade Unions

cc:   Human Right Commission

cc:   International Labor Organization

cc:   United Nations Council for Human Rights

cc:   FIFA

cc:  Moreno Ocampo, Prosecutor, International Criminal Court Prosecutor

Great Places to Watch the World Cup on the Drive

For the next month, you’re not going to find a better place to watch the World Cup than on Commercial Drive.

The old “Little Italy” of Vancouver is already buzzing. Many of the local cafes are open from 4:30 AM onwards so you can watch the games live with other die-hard soccer fanatics. With that in mind, we at the Gumboot thought we’d sketch out a few great spots to consider checking out at game time. No matter who’s playing you can’t beat the atmosphere. And as it gets closer and closer to the final in July, expect the hype (and the crowds) to grow exponentially. Four years ago during the last World Cup, the crowds were so think that they had to block off the street. Hundreds of fans jammed tiny cafes, bars and restaurants to cheer on the team to victory. The scene of celebration rivaled this year’s Olympic celebrations (well, not quite – but you get the idea).

Interesting spots to consider checking our include the following:

La Rocca Restaurant - 1565 Commercial Drive – Great spot with big screens, all sorts of Italian Fellas located in the heart of the drive. Normally this is a sports bar/restaurant anyway so when World Cup time comes around these guys really hit their stride. You can also purchase all the World Cup kitch you desire – and some tasty spaghetti and meatballs too!

The Portuguese Club – 1144 Commercial Drive – Big screens and a lot of Portuguese people. If Ronaldo does what the entire small nation is dreaming he’ll do, this place could be the Grand Central Station of Portugal’s victory celebration. Regardless check them out. You can’t find more reasonably priced (and delicious mussels, clams and chorizo). To die for.

Pane Vero – 952 Commercial Drive – One big screen and a great patio. This place fits the bill if your looking for somewhere to get a morning cup of coffee or one of their delicious breakfast sandwiches. Their owner Claudio is good people. Though its a ways down the drive from the majority of Italian cafes, its well worth a stop!

Abruzzo Cappuccino Bar – 1321 Commercial Drive – If you want a really hardcore experience this is the place to go. These guys don’t even have a website because, I guess, they figure as “soccer central for the Drive” they don’t need one. This is a place where 7 days a week there’s soccer on the screen. Premier League, Euro-cup, you name it. It’s on and there’s a gaggle of older Italians sauntering about sipping their cappuccinos and looking almost too mobbed up for comfort.

If you’ve got any other great suggestions please toss them in the comments section! Happy World Cup and we’ll see you on the Drive!

The Gumboot’s World Cup Anthem – Round 1

The Setup – Editors’ Cultural Editorials

John: A few months ago Superstar Correspondent, Alex Grant, and I engaged in what bloggers and social media experts have called “the most important back-and-forth-community-based-basketball-related-satire-in-the-history-of-blogs-about-gumboots” – well, Kurt and I have taken that idea and made it global, baby! Over the next three weeks, the Editor-in-Controversy and I will discuss the World Cup and all the community-related events and ideas that spawn from it. We will also talk about soccer/football and make predictions. Most importantly, we will have fun with it!

For me – a Canadian’s Canadian – the World Cup is a sad time. As we know, Canada sucks. At soccer. So we never have a team in the running. Consequently, Canadian soccer fans reach back to their immigrant roots and pick a team associated with the “old country” part of their family tree. Well, my ‘people’ have been here for awhile, so, unless Newfoundland fields an independent team any time soon, I’m stuck giving random allegiance to whoever tickles my fancy come tournament time. Honestly, it’s a pretty hollow existence and I feel a great swell of envy for Kurt, who can throw his support behind his two-generation-removed-homeland, Germania.

Kurt: And so you should John. Cheering for your long removed hereditary team is pretty much the coolest thing ever. It’s something that’ll unify the German diaspora around the world and bring us together in a great moment as we watch hard work and discipline (not fancy feet) – hopefully – pay off! So I don’t know any of the German players’ names. So I don’t own a German jersey. So I’m still convinced Oliver Kahn will be starting in net. For a fan like me, stats and “information” just get in the way of a good time! Go Deutschland Go!

An African Moment

John: So many negative aspects of Africa’s plight make up our narrative of the continent here in Canada. For example, a few days ago, South African authorities rounded up all the street kids in the cities hosting various footballing venues, like Durban, and, well, shipped them all into the countryside. This has been done to accommodate World Cup tourists visiting the beach-side luxury resorts in the community.

Not supercool.

What is supercool are the texts, tweets, Facebooks, emails, and IMs I’ve been getting from my friends in Rwanda, Uganda, Kenya, and South Africa. They espouse pure joy and inspiring hope for an historically memorable event.

I’ll think of the latter example for this week’s African Moment!

Kurt: South Africa has long been perceived as a nation wracked by endemic violence and racial issues. One of the first thing that pops in to my mind when I think of the place is the country where flamethrower cars were invited (designed to light potential car-jackers on fire). Crazy. But now, two decades after the end of apartheid it’s going to be exciting to see the multiplicity of stories the country will be bringing to the table. Just like during the 2010 Olympics, hordes of media will be descending on the country to tell its stories and share them with the world. Tens of thousands of fans will return home after this glorious month with new perspectives on a place once known for incredibly high rape and murder rates. I’m betting a lot of these stories will be positive and am excited to hear them.

Predictions – Group Play

John: Let’s face it, the African teams are going to get some amazing home-town refereeing. And why shouldn’t they? The continent’s best team got thrown into the Group of Death, the best team’s best player broke his arm, and the legacy of colonialism is still horribly prevalent in too many African nations. It’s about time for a break and, hey, for the IMF, World Bank and the UN, fixing a few soccer matches is way cheaper than, you know, relieving debt or working to reduce cash-crops and re-invest in local, diverse food production. So, that’s why I predict Nigeria and Cameroon will make it out of the group stage.

Speaking of colonialism, the European Powers (save King Leopold) will advance, too: England, France, Spain, Germany, and Portugal. Italy will advance, too – they just never really ‘nailed-it’ when it came to taking places over.

I like Brazil, Argentina, Chile, and Uruguay representing Latin America in the Round of 16.

The United States and Australia will also get out of the group stage, and 17 people will care about it.

Kurt: John, I for the most part agree with your take on the tournament so far. I too expect the European Great “Soccer” Powers to do quite well in the initial rounds. While Portugal will doubtlessly advance they’ll do so with more dramatics than one typically sees at the theatre.

One of the big initial opening questions will be England and the USA. I truly hope the USA trounces England just for hilarity-sake (at least a few red-blooded Englishmen will probably jump off Big Ben if that happens), but I’m not particularly convinced Rooney will let that happen – especially not after the recent – and terrific – Nike video in which he stars.

Then there’s North Korea. They’re in a group with Brazil and Portugal. And if fate, the Gods or Karma have anything to do with it, they’ll be leaving the group dead last considering the abysmal behavior in recent months of Dear Leader – that is unless the Gods are both crazy and STALINIST!

[INSERT TRASH TALK HERE]

John - age 6.

John - Age 6.

John: Full disclosure. Kurt Heinrich didn’t know how to fill out his bracket, so I had to help him do it. I’m not saying that this is a true representation of his soccer skills, but I’m not not saying it is, either. Kurt’s inability to read – coupled with his lack of killer instinct (see photo) – will make this exchange nothing short of a cake walk. Perhaps, Kurt, you should just give me the $10 now. Also, Ballack (he’s your goalie) was the linchpin of Germania’s team – with him gone you have nothing. Nothing except an unmatched work ethic, chiseled features and a terrible history with which the country must try to reconcile on a daily basis. Your move, Heinrich.

Kurt - Age 10

Kurt: John the fact you can’t identify a hereditary team to cheer for means you may not have a soul after all. Sorry, but Godfrey and I are already snickering. While I agree with many of your predictions, your inability to cheer for a team you loyally adore (through loss and loss again) means you’re less of a soccer fanatic than me. The only way to prove me wrong is to break a bottle of beer over your head and eat the shattered glass – an act even the craziest and most fanatical English soccer hooligan would be hard pressed to do. You won’t do it. DO IT!

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