The List by John Horn
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An Update of Hilarious Miscellany by Michael Boronowski in John Horn’s Absence
| Teeth Brushing | Planet Earth |
| The Burnaby Christmas Bureau | Wendy D * |
| Picnicface | El Dorado Rum + |
| My left knee** | Justin Trudeau |
| Facebook*** | Stephen Fry **** |
| Blackberry “smart”phones | Email systems that include exchange but not ActiveSync |
| Abandoning Kyoto | In-app purchases |
*Awesome photographer. has made our family look amazing again. Also, Wendy is a gateway drug that will get you hooked on art and photography in Vancouver.
+The greatest rum ever. Hard to find, the luxury cask 15 and 21 are mind-blowing.
**after packing my kid around on a beautiful hike on Seymour it’s completely tweaked and swollen. I hate being on the injured list.
***Yeah, the timeline is cool, but it’s also pretty creepy. Seems like it’s time for a profile audit…
****Stephen Fry has blocked me from following his tweets. WHY STEPHEN, WHY?