Octopi Ends 2 Game Losing Streak… Decisively

It was a cool day on Wednesday out at UBC’s Thunderbird Stadium. Octopi was taking on Multiple Sportosis in its third Urban Rec soccer game this season. The stakes were high. The past two games had been crushing defeats. The first game against top-ranked Nomads FC had been a devastating 6-2 loss.

“They broke our back early on in the first half,” said striker John Horn. “After that we just didn’t have a chance.”

The next game was equally grim. Out-manned (not to mentioned out-womaned), Octopi was again able to score early on only to get out run by Turf Stains. The ol’ “no sub cause we be mad skilled strategy” the team was forced to deploy due to a shortened roster meant by the second half, many of the team were lumbering about the field like dinosaurs. The end result, a 4-1 loss, was a bitter pill to swallow for the new expansion team.

Despite two tough games, Octopi came roaring out of the gate this Wednesday displaying a mix of hard strikes and rock solid defense that the team’s manager Kurt Heinrich says he’d always expected.

“From the get go, I always new there was something special about this team. The defense is almost impossible to breach, especially when we’ve got Walters and Hogkins anchoring the line,” says Heinrich. “This is the Octopi the fans were promised and with a little luck, this is the Octopi we’ll be seeing in the future.”

The game started with a series of terrific goals from Octopi strikers Erin Loxam and John Horn. Mid fielder Kristina Pikksalu made beautiful plays happen. Keeper David Willinsky ensured nothing slipped through and into the net.

After the team identified Multiple Scorosis’ primary danger (the tall blue shirted guy), they were quickly able to neutralize the opposing side’s offense.

The end result, a 5-0 shutout for Octopi, put the team on the scoreboard and was a signal to the rest of the league that the pink shirted crew would not be fodder for an easy victory.

The next game will be Wednesday, February 8 against Totti Hots Purr.

Octopi Vancouver – Soccer Round Up

Over the next couple months, Kurt and John will be bringing you a series of updates of Octopi Vancouver, Urban Rec’s premier soccer team. No we aren’t a team of Brazilians and no, you shouldn’t expect this segment to be a chronicle of countless victories. What you can expect is an ongoing narrative of community building on and off the pitch.

This week’s game was the first of our two month season. We are playing the whole season in Thunderbird Stadium. The games are seven aside and we were excited to bring together a dozen and half folks from different communities. Our team is made up of people from all walks of life including video editors, advertising executives, post-secondary career dudes (that’s you John), budding architects, reporters, and even political operatives (not me… I swear).

The diversity of the team was exciting. So was the positivity. Our crew arrived hungry and 45 minutes early in an eerily empty stadium. When the whistle blew, we came out of the gate strong. Within 10 minutes, star striker John Horn had managed to slip by the defense and crack a shot to the top right corner of the net. We were ahead one nothing. The crowd (composed of team’s two other subs) went wild. We were on our way. 

The moment of victory lasted for about five minutes until Nomads FC (our opponents), dressed in maroon bright orange, managed to slip by our team for a quick goal. “Bam,” as Emeril would say. After an initial rush of winning adrenaline, we were tied and could feel the momentum shifting. Our winger, architecture-student-by-day, soccer-star-by-night, Stew Burgess hustled back and forth down the field but couldn’t find an opening. Around then is when star midfielder Erin took a twist and a turn that sent sharp pain throughout her ankle. She’d be sitting off on the sidelines for the rest of the game. Meanwhile, the defense captained by Brenton and Roger were able to close down the Nomad FC’s constant strikes until 20 minutes in and a header off a corner kick that could have been lifted straight out of the World Cup. That’s when we started to realize the team we were playing was full of Englishmen. As usual, they displayed the latent skill in “football” of their countrymen and by the late part of the first half, their prowess was on full display. 

As the cold biting air ate away at our team in the second half, the team capitalized on Octopi‘s mistakes and notched three more goals. By the third goal, our back was broken. Despite repeated miraculous saves by Octopi goaltender David Willensky, the English “beast” would not be satiated. A late “dribble around the goalie” goal by John Horn could not inject any life into Octopi. We lay mangled on the plate like some calamari served up at White Spot. Pass the tatziki sauce boys. 

The final score was 5-2 (at least that’s what I’m going to say the score was). Miraculously, despite the drubbing on the field, spirits were not significantly damaged. I’m going to chalk that up to the perservering spirit inherent in the group of people that we’ve brought together. In fact the teams positivity remained well after the final whistle was blown. After a brief “people’s mike” session, the team decided to take their “game” to the next level with the commissioning of some hot pink t-shirts. Stay tuned for a brief of our next game.

Streetfront Builds a Community for Troubled Youth Around Running

Photo courtesy of the Vancouver Courier

Hidden away in a pair of joined portables on the cusp of Britannia Secondary’s property is one of the Vancouver School Board’s most dynamic and inspiring programs.

It’s called Streetfront. Captained by Head Teacher Trevor Stokes, Streefront is an alternative program aimed at giving kids that don’t fit into regular secondary school a second chance by making them work for it. How? Marathon running. For the past decade, Stokes has been taking bunches of youth to compete (and finish) in the Seattle and Vancouver Marathons. Frequently the youngest competitors of these 42.195 kilometer races are Streetfront youth.

For Stokes, the marathon is a perfect metaphor for his students’ lives, particularly the lives of troubled kids used to quitting (and being quitted on). He’s fond of saying that during a marathon, there are 42,195 opportunities to quit. That his students choose to push their physical limits and persevere says a lot. Their drive to train and prepare over the months of less glamorous running in the rain and mud of Vancouver leading up to the run says even more.

Streetfront youth run three times a week and also do a wide range of other physical activities like soccer, basketball and skiing. Their runs take them everywhere. They run to nearby parks one day and then all the way to Deep Cove (in another suburb of the Lower Mainland) or Stanley Park the next day. Stokes says the running instils an impressive amount of discipline and structure in lives that frequently completely lack it.

The program is one of a number of innovative alternative programs offered throughout the city. It’s designed for Grade 8 – 10 students. During the semester, the students spend approximately 35 days out of 190 school days in the outdoor environment. This includes three full day camp trips. In between the runs and outdoor excursions, students work on math, sciences, socials and English.

The results have been inspiring. Some students that have failed or been kicked out of several schools thrive at the Streetfront program.  Others have managed to pull their lives together, find work, enter back into secondary school and go on to university. Then there are the alumni. Stokes says groups of them still keep coming back to run with him and his students, years after graduating. Talk about a powerfully inspiring community.

Happy Holidays, Mark Atkinson!

‘Tis the season to be giving, gracious and humble.

A few months ago, my former friend and current nemesis, Mark Atkinson, and I exchanged hilarious and insightful and competetive commentary during the Stanley Cup Finals of 2011. Kurt Heinrich still refers to this series as “your [my] best work” – honestly, I’m not too sure how to take this, as I had to remind Kurt that I did recently crowd/love-source a four-part, difference-making discussion of 99 ways that we can leverage our humanity to make our communities more vibrant, engaging and sustainable. But, hey, Onion-like sport-humour that ironically draws on regional differences and stereotypes for the purpose of gladiatorial-esque entertainment is meaningful too.

Anyway, Mark’s Boston Bruins defeated my Vancouver Canucks in seven games and, well, it was an epic experience that stole a piece of my soul and hasn’t allowed me to fully open my heart to hockey in the same way this season.

But enough of that. I’m moving through it…

Anyway, Mark and I made a friendly wager on the 2011 Finals. The winner earned the right to laud over the loser as said loser donned the opposing team’s jersey, snapped a picture of it, and then posted said picture on the Interweb for all to see. Why did it take so long for this loser (me, see below) to post a picture? Well, the Vancouver community ruined everything with it’s post-loss behaviour, and fun-spirited bets about hockey just didn’t seem appropriate, timely or fun. This being said, I’m a man of my word.

Because I love Mark and because I am a person of honour, here is my photo:

Happy holidays, Mark. I love-hate you so much right now.

Masthead photo of “Downtown Bridgewater, Nova Scotia” courtesy of The Stakhanovite Twins

Amazing Sports Fusion

It’s a well known sports fact that the Vancouver Canucks build pre-game team-based-community-winning awesomeness by playing soccer. After all, with so many players from different national and cultural backgrounds, it makes sense, I guess, for the guys to get their blood flowing and joints loosened by playing the sport that is the most accessible, celebrated and beautiful one on Earth. You know, hockey soccer football!

And then, last night, Daniel Sedin took the Vancouver Canucks’ penchant for pre-game soccer-playing to amazing new levels. Because he did this:

Is this our first glimpse of a new sport that, for lack of a better word, I will call sockey? Has Daniel Sedin found a secret weapon that he will try to exploit for months and years to come? Will kids from Vancouver and Sweden (because nowhere else knows or cares about Twin Power) incur head injuries by emulating Daniel and banging really, really, really hard pieces of hockey equipment with their heads and faces? Will Eric Hassli bust out a hockey stick as part of future goal celebrations? Was the mediocre-at-best Parker/Stone vehicle BASEketballs actually a forward-thinking, bang-on prediction about where sport is headed?

I’m not sure what will happen to our global sporting community in the coming days, months, years, and decades, but I do know that we’ve witnessed something dexterously special and, possibly, have seen through a window of sport fusion into a future of people heading hockey pucks, kicking basketballs, bicycle-spiking volleyballs, and inappropriately wielding hockey sticks on the football pitch. And such things are amazing.

Finally, whatever the context of our sporting future, Steve Nash was fusing sports into each other before anyone announcing games for TSN thought it was cool.

Masthead photo courtesy of Dooq

Guest Shot – “Let Them Play”

[Editor's note: the article below is by a friend of the 'boot named Meghan Spencer - on behalf of our team, Meghan, I thank you for this interesting and very community-minded contribution].“Nobody wants us, because we don’t have. People want somebody who has something.”

You may have heard recently about a local woman’s fundraising efforts to send a local baseball team of 11 and 12 year olds to Uganda.

This August, Uganda should have been the first African team to play in the Little League World Series in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. Two weeks before departure, the players’ Visa requests were denied without explanation. The Canadian champions from Langley would have to be their first opponent.

Since learning of the Ugandan team’s story, Vancouverite Ruth Hoffman has been working with Right to Play raising funds to hold The Pearl of Africa Series: Canada-Uganda Challenge. This January, the Langley Little Leaguers will travel to Uganda to play ‘the game that should have been’. More than just a baseball game, this will be an opportunity to build local and international communities. In the month since its inception, teams and organizations from Canada, the USA, South America and Europe have taken on the cause.

Locally, the Vancouver Supports Canada-Uganda Baseball Challenge is holding four fundraising events at Hillcrest Community Centre on November 20 and 27, December 10 and 11. Players and coaches will hold a skills camp for youth ages 5-12 and interested adults. Whether new to the game or looking to get ready for next season, all abilities are welcome.

Youth sports live and die by community involvement. The Canada-Uganda Baseball Challenge is no exception. Let’s help take them out to the ballgame.

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If you would like to learn more about the event, please visit our website: Vancouver Supports Canada-Uganda Baseball Challenge. For inquiries about volunteering or sponsorship, please contact our organizing team at meghancs@gmail.com or elaine.decker@shaw.ca

For more information or to donate to the challenge, visit: Right to Play

Masthead photo courtesy of Ed Yourdon

Tailgating – Like a Boss

Kickin' it old school - as one passer-by said. The end result - Husky Chicken.

It was about an hour before game day. The Washington Huskies were taking on the Arizona Wildcats and it was do or die time for the Huskies after being crushed last week by Stanford. At least that’s the story according to the local university newspaper, which had devoted a good half of their Saturday paper (including the cover) to the ever present upcoming game.

The excitement all over the University of Washington campus (and well beyond) was tangible. That night Husky Stadium would be jammed with over 59,000 purple clad “Dawgs”. Outside the stadium, the tailgating got underway three to four hours before the game. The extravagance of the setups were astounding. Everywhere you went, there was a sea of purple and gold clutching plastic cups of Miller and Bud. Ol’ boys walked from SUV to SUV chatting it up. Wives (and husbands) BBQed chicken, asparagus, bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers and just about every fatty, grilled meat you could imagine.

Boatgaiters - one of the unique elements of Seattle's tailgate experience.

Set up on the grassy knoll above the lot, stylized “DAWG” Winnebagos were lined up. Powered by diesel generators, these party zones blasted tunes and other current college games on large crystal clear, satellite equipped TVs. Games of beer pong were everywhere. So were drunk people. But what was most engaging, inspiring and surprising was how genial the whole scene was.

Perhaps it was the age diversity of the event, which included kids barely old enough to throw a football running between die-hard DAWGs who’d witnessed the 1990s championship game as middle-aged Boosters. There was a family, carnival vibe to the whole thing. Even to the young guys who meandered up to your group and just stood there swaying back and forth because they were to drunk to do much else exuded it.

Or maybe it was just the established nature of the whole thing. People understood that despite a steady patrol of officers throughout all the massive parking lots, no one would be hassled as long as they were discreet about their drinking and behavior. There seemed to be a mutual understanding. Color within the lines and everyone would have fun.

Or perhaps its just the nature of college football in general. Far from the uproars of violence endemic in hockey, it seemed to be a game of controlled and channeled violence. I’m told there are rarely fights on the field because you can vent your aggression in the next down (with the ref, the fans and your coaches blessing).

Whatever the case, it was hard to not notice how different of a vibe there was to the whole event than the infamous “Vancouver Riot” earlier this year.

The game itself was a ball. But also was noticeably a pageant. The players, after every down, (no matter how few yards were gained) would engage in their victory ceremonies of helmet banging, back slaps, jumping up and down like kangaroos. In defeat, different ceremonies – sympathetic back-slap, head held down hustle back to the side lines.

The cheerleaders and cheer(men?), endlessly pepped up, bounced around the sidelines down after down. Every third down, a big angry husky dog would be displayed on the stadium’s jumbotron and bark viciously to help do its part to shore up the teams (occasionally weak) defense. At half time, a whole slew of alumni (distinguished professors among them) along with what seemed to be U-Dub’s entire rowing team (oars and all) lined up to create a massive 100 meter long tunnel through which the whole team ran through to the hardcore lyrics of Detroit prodigy Eminem. Oh and then there was the marching band. Dozens (hundreds it seemed like at times) lined the field and in constant marching order, serenaded all 60,000 of us with one classic rock song after another. There uniforms with their giant “W” and sparkling golden plumes were almost as impressive as their massive formation marches.

Talk about an amazing experience for a couple Canadians. Such a community seems to only exist South of the border.

On Getting Old

Courtesy of Paul Stevenson, Flickr Creative Commons

It’s Saturday afternoon. As I type this every part of my body is throbbing with the dull ache of stiffness, fatigue, defeat, and aging. On Thursday night, my basketball team was thoroughly trounced by our younger, sprier opponents. The nine of them defeated us by 18 points and even had time to split a pack of cigarettes at half-time; oh, and they didn’t so much out play us as they ran faster than our team did.

To say the least, it takes my body a lot longer to recover from intense exercise. Plainly, I’m getting old.

And it’s not just the basketball game that has me thinking about mortality and the like. This morning I attended the Open Minds Symposium at the Chan Centre Auditorium at BC Women’s and Children’s Hospital. The morning’s final presenter, Dr. Wendy Loken Thornton, delivered a very exceptional talk about how people can understand and improve memory in older age. Essentially, it was a lecture about how to sustain our cognitive abilities as we get older.

Dr. Thornton’s subject matter was not lost on me at all. I have two grandmothers who are in possession of 90-year-old minds and bodies (and all that such a thing entails) and two parents who are North (and almost North) of 60 years old. And, one day, I’ll be a senior citizen, too. More importantly, that afternoon I was feeling like an old person.

In conclusion, Dr. Thornton’s research shows that, more than anything else, healthy diet and exercise – combined with social engagement – represent an effective recipe for a deliciously aged life. In particular, brisk walking followed by a meal of fish, flax, walnuts, butternut squash, citrus fruit, red wine, and dark chocolate represent some of the most important ingredients in the recipe of aging mindfully. Oh, and consider covering everything in turmeric.

Personally, I’m going to embrace it all. I want to play sports and board games that are leisurely and competitive – ideally this will eventually involve besting younger men with my speed, skill and smarts. I want to continue to eat well, and I thank the lovely, talented and healthy Michelle Burtnyk-Horn for keeping my other life partner, cheese, at a healthy distance. Finally, I will continue to be engaged in my community in myriad ways. After all, healthy minds thrive in – and are products of – healthy communities.

Oh, and I will absolutely embrace any kind of memory lapses and/or senility with the best sense of humour and “old-man-curmudgeonly-spirit” as is possibly imaginable. Friends, I long for the day when my grandchildren roll their eyes at “Old Man Horn” stories…

Because healthy communities respect their elders!

Fans, food and flummox: The Vancouver Canadians Experience

Last Saturday night, I had the pleasure of attending a Vancouver Canadians game with a group of family and friends. Having spent the last year focused on learning the basic rules of soccer so that I could muster my way through a Vancouver Whitecaps game without completely embarrassing myself, I’m flummoxed and somewhat hesitant to admit that I somehow lost all of my knowledge of baseball. After receiving a crash course (and braving the incredulous response I received from my husband, who asked more than a few times, ‘you’re joking, right?’), I was able to sit back, enjoy the game, and, more importantly, critically analyze some of the key differences and similarities between Vancouver’s sports teams. In no particular order:

1. The fans

The ever-enthusiastic Whitecaps fan base

One of the key things that struck me was the difference in tone, atmosphere, and make-up of the fans. The Canadians game was definitely more family-friendly – a claim I can confidently make after astutely observing the large number of families in attendance. That, plus the fact that I left the game without hearing one swear word or having any beer spilled on me – two things one can always count on at any given Whitecaps game. What’s more, I didn’t notice a lot of folks on their cell phones or wearing business suits, which tend to be frequent sites at Canucks games.  I chock this difference up to – not surprisingly – the low cost of tickets and marketing efforts geared towards families.

2. The food

Sadly, the food is one similarity that I wish was different. It tends to be overpriced, unhealthy fare no matter what the venue or sport. While fans justify overindulgence with the explanation that, “you gotta have [insert unhealthy food option here] when at a [insert sport here] game!”, for those of us who care about what we put into our bodies or where our food comes from, having some healthier options would definitely be appreciated.

3. Advertising and corporate sponsorship

Advertising at the Nat - No space left unspoken for

While advertising and corporate sponsorship are of course prevalent across all sports organizations, I found there was quite a difference in advertising methods, dependant on opportunities for promotion within the structure and coverage of the game. Given the continual flow of soccer, with few breaks other than half-time, advertising is done through marketing materials, clothing and gear. With a large Bell logo on the front of our jerseys that we wear to every game, we the fans advertise on our team’s behalf. On the contrary, with the frequent commercial breaks and high viewership of Canucks games, most advertising is done through commercials. In the most hilarious of advertising efforts, the Canadians squeeze it in where they can: between innings. A Smart car driven around the field between second and third inning? That will do!

So there it is – a few observations from a casual fan, slowly learning about the fascinating world of Vancouver sports.

Disc Golf

Photo courtesy of Jarrod Job and the Flickr Creative Commons

Disc golf makes me happy. So much so that a game at Little Mountain, our local course, is always a first stop for guests visiting Vancouver. When we’ve got friends coming into town, my partner and I meet them at the airport, head to Queen Elizabeth Park, crack beers at the first hole and then we all play a round or two. Seriously. It’s the perfect introduction to our awesome city. Here’s why:

1. It’s free! Disc golf was invented in the US in the 1960’s and now there are thousands of courses worldwide. Almost all of them are free and open to the public. That means no green fees or memberships to pay and no fancy equipment to rent or buy. Plus, with three courses in Vancouver, your bike is all you need to get you there.
2. It’s outside! Courses are usually in public parks or green spaces so a round of disc means fresh air, exercise and quality time with nature.
3. It’s social! Disc golf is non-contact, beginner-friendly, talking on the course is A-OK, and disc-golfers are a friendly bunch. Sure, there are rules and etiquette to be mindful of, but I’ve never seen a player freak out at another person on the course for any reason.
4. It’s hard! Getting into disc-golf is easy but becoming good at is really, really hard. Like stick-golf, it takes years of practice to fine tune your long and short games. Without knowing anything about the game, it looks no different than playing Frisbee. Once you start playing though, you’ll quickly learn how difficult it is to get the disc into the basket. Then you’ll notice how amazing some of the other players are. Then you’ll wonder why you never noticed those baskets in amongst the trees before.

Disc golf is tons of fun and the community of disc golfers is tight, robust and interesting. Check it out!